WEAPONS OF MASS DELUSION
©2010 LARRY BARAN
CHORUS 1
I'm not an actor but I play one on TV
I'm not the president but I play one in DC
I got your cable TV WMD
I'm not an actor; I'm not an actor; I'm not fooling around!
VERSE 1
I have the world-wide news on the air for you
My high-tech teams have put the systems in place too
Stand by for the Headlines and latest-breaking news
Powers-that-be and the Channel surfers will get them too
Sometimes you don't believe me, not sure what to believe
Conflicting stories running, what wicked webs we weave
But it's not really your business, not what you need to know
The Plan will never hurt you, just sit back and watch the show
CHORUS 2
I'm not an actor but I play one on TV
I'm not the president but I play one in DC
I got your presidential WMD
I'm not an actor; I'm not an actor; I'm not fooling around!
VERSE 2
You must not be alarmed if you don't understand
Global situations are all guided by my hand
There is no need to worry, no need to whine and fret
Sit back and watch the action, the stage has all been set
Communication systematic reality programmed
You offer no resistance; you can't fathom who I am
The hallowed halls of kingdoms, they play into my hand
They offer mute resistance to reality programmed
CHORUS 3
I'm not an actor but I play one on TV
I'm not the president but I play one in DC
I got your press credential WMD
I'm not an actor; I'm not an actor; I'm not fooling around!
BRIDGE
I've got weapons of mass delusion
designed for maximum mass confusion
If you don't like the weapons your using
try my weapons of mass delusion
Priced just right no masked illusion
Guaranteed to cause confusion
If you're smart you'll soon be using
all my weapons
VERSE 3
I'm sure you know that if we need some WMDs
I have the Ways and Means to purchase all that I need
I have the Secretary to pay the bill for me
I have the deepest pockets; nothing's high priced to me.
Frank told you about your TV, about the ooze and slime (weren't you listening?)
Maybe there is some truth to it from time-to-time
I never have a hand in all that frivolous stuff
Just know you will get more when you think you've seen enough
CHORUS 4
I'm not an actor but I play one on TV
I'm not the president but I play one in DC
I got your cable TV WMD
I'm not an actor; I'm not an actor;
I'm not an actor but I play one on TV
I'm not the president but I play one in DC
I got your press credential WMD
I'm not an actor; I'm not an actor;
I'm not an actor but I play one on TV
I'm not the president but I play one in DC
I got your presidential WMD
I'm not an actor; I'm not an actor; I'm not fooling around!
THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS NOW
THIS AIN'T NO GAME
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